How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
Usually takes 1 to 5 weeks depending on size and readiness of the tootsie pop
Who are you? What do you do? What is this? And why?
First of all, calm your left tit with the questions.
Second of all- I am a lot of things and do a lot of things- depending on who you talk to.
(HEY! Don't you roll your eyes at me. I enjoy using dashes, so please! I'm not AI nor am I using AI. Oh, and I occasionally will use an oxford comma here and/or there sometimes, too.)
I created this site because... well, I just learned how to. And I don't know what to journal anymore, nothing has been coming out. My head is busy and loud, still, but somehow
that "I'm so good at journaling and brain dumping *sticks tongue out and says "ah" like Megan Thee Stallion*" thing isn't happening anymore, and if I had a dollar
for every time someone has told me to write a book, do blogging, short novels, etc. I would be so financially free..
Oh, what a dream...
...and mostly because I didn't feel like having to subscribe and be surveilled to be censored by
whatever website kids are now on.
So, I'm going to try this whole "getting my thoughts out into the void" deal for all you fans I have out there.. Which makes no sense either
because if I can't get thoughts out on a piece of paper *TO MYSELF*... how would this even work out? Gnome sayin'?
How did you get so cool?
A lot of trauma, trial and error.
Will you marry me?
Buy me some food first- a few times. Rude.
How can I love you financially?
That is the best question anyone can ever ask. You can send all the $love$ through https://ko-fi.com/gwenolo
If you are not familiar with the Ko-fi platform, definitely look them up. They're great. If for whatever reason that
doesn't work out for you or you'd rather send me $love$ through other platforms, def let me know :)
This is your space to do whatever your heart hole desires.
You may say "hi", tell me your secrets, tell me your chisme, even
request something for me to blab about next on here.
Anyway, enjoy. Bye.
Gwen ♥